1. Breaking News: Torres to Chelsea deal breaks down after John Terry fails to agree terms with Torres’ wife

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    (via anti-relief)

    (Source: anti-relief)

    1 year ago  /  46 notes

  2. How they can be so classy, yet so dorky at the same time?
via Vogue España 

    How they can be so classy, yet so dorky at the same time?

    via Vogue España 

    1 year ago  /  56 notes

  3. USA is class

    Bocanegra, Bradley and Paul Kennedy (our journalist rep) all put Xavi in first place for the Ballon d’Or.

    Rock on.

    Here is the voting list in its entirety.

    1 year ago  /  2 notes

  4. 
Harry: Nice night out?
Ruth: I thought you were some weirdo.
Harry: I may not be your boss anymore, Ruth, but there’s no need to be insulting.
Ruth: How did you know I’d be here?
Harry: A couple of months ago I passed you at the bus stop in the pouring rain… I was being driven home.  To my eternal shame and now regret, I didn’t stop.
Ruth: That’s fine, I like the bus.

Spooks 4.09, “The Sting”

    Harry: Nice night out?

    Ruth: I thought you were some weirdo.

    Harry: I may not be your boss anymore, Ruth, but there’s no need to be insulting.

    Ruth: How did you know I’d be here?

    Harry: A couple of months ago I passed you at the bus stop in the pouring rain… I was being driven home.  To my eternal shame and now regret, I didn’t stop.

    Ruth: That’s fine, I like the bus.

    Spooks 4.09, “The Sting”

    1 year ago  /  5 notes

  5. You’re a killer, John. A killer who fell asleep and dreamed he was a hero.
    Spooks, 9.07

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  6. Rupert Penry-Jones and Peter Firth on Top Gear

    Jeremy to Peter: “Did you not think, perhaps, to ring someone up in England and say, ‘Look I left this car — I’ve decided to stay here for a couple of years…”

    Rupert: “Noooo, you don’t understand. This is the man who runs MI-5.”

    ________

    Jeremy: “New Woman’s Top 100 Sexy Men… You — 57th.”

    Rupert: “The annoying thing about those polls is, you never look at who’s behind you, you always look at the people in front of you and they’re always people who you’re like ‘I can’t believe that person’s —’”

    Jeremy: “Yes, because in 32nd place there’s some little fridge magnet called Richard Hammond — You are one behind Gordan Ramsey!”

    __________

    Peter: “I did say to her, after having a few drinks, ‘Can you give me one good reason we don’t go back to my hotel room?’ And she said ‘I can give you several.’”

    1 year ago  /  2 notes

  7. I’m a bit jealous that I can’t leap around like the younger members of the cast. I asked for more stunts so they gave me a scene in which a car screeches to a halt and I jumped out and ruptured my calf muscle. So that was the last of my stunts - and my self-respect
    – Peter Firth on Harry Pearce and Spooks.

    1 year ago  /  3 notes

  8. Ugh, this moment.  Peter Firth, you are just too fantastic.

“God, Harry.  Your timing-“
“Timing is nothing.”
“Timing is everything.”

    Ugh, this moment.  Peter Firth, you are just too fantastic.

    “God, Harry.  Your timing-“

    “Timing is nothing.”

    “Timing is everything.”

    1 year ago  /  5 notes